A leaked Patriot Front training video from 2021 has resurfaced on TikTok in a saucy edit posted by Lone Star Left. The clip shows neo-nazi group members practicing “pat-downs,” with one guy slowly running his hands across the other’s body in an extremely sensual way, set to SADE’s “No Ordinary Love.” For whatever reason, these videos always seem to be in the woods.

The “training” feels like an excuse to touch each other, as the patdown is extremely slow, with hands caressing every inch of the other’s body, and cupping their ass, @mynameis_rhyme commented what we’re all thinking “If they weren’t such gross ppl id say this was hot.”

@lonestarleft

Patriot Front actin a fool today.

♬ No Ordinary Love - Sade

The full clip was previously featured in 2022 on the Unicorn Riot YoutTube channel, and includes commentary from the cameraman, directing the lads on how to properly execute a pat down to “check the bodies of applying new members for recording equipment or weapons.” According to Unicorn Riot, the video came from leaked Patriot Front chat logs.

@regularguy-bo7tv joked that “This is part of their initiation called the Twink Inspection. If you aren't a crushable twink you don't get to join the ranks of the foot soldiers. Anyone found to be a buff daddy gets sent straight to a command position.”

I think we all need a cigarette and a glass of wine after this, as many viewers wrote in reaction to the rubdown. One can’t help but wonder if these neo-nazi members are aware that their “training” content is gay as hell. Here’s to holding out hope alongside @nonichenightmare who commented “Imagine how much better the world would be if they stopped fighting what's in themselves and just....came out and became happy.”